my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to